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Posterous hates me....the feeling is mutual.....

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Call it guilt by association, call it my love for the Baby Vamp....either way, I'm giving Jess and Hoyt props on their special night!

JessicaHambyOn my way to @MerlottesBar to meet up with @HoytFortenberryfor our anniversary *big smiles*

JessicaHamby*sighs* This is just like before... headin' to Merlottes and walkin' in. And there he was...

JessicaHamby***FLASHBACK***

HoytFortenberry***FLASHBACK***

HoytFortenberry*Sittin' at my regular booth... just like every other night

JessicaHambyMerlottes Bar? This looks... interestin' *headin' inside*

JessicaHambyAnd there she was... ♫ http://blip.fm/~96akv

JessicaHamby*lookin' around the bar, seein' all the humans check me out* This is kinda cool for a bumfuck town *sly grin*

HoytFortenberry*Noticin' this new girl who just walked in* Never seen her 'round here....

JessicaHamby*seein' guys check me out* Feelin' pretty good right now. I ain't never been in a bar before.. *spots a cute guy in the booth in the corner*

HoytFortenberry.... She looks.... Different... Not like the other girls we got in here... *Looks around, sees @_RandiSue_ in the corner, shudders*

JessicaHambyHe looks kinda lonely over there by himself *still smiling, walking towards him* No, I can't just sit down with him. That'd be rude.

JessicaHambyKeep up the smile, Jess. I think he likes it... *looks to the booth at my side and slides in, picking up a menu*

JessicaHambyOh boy, if @VampireBill knew what I was doin' right now... *eyes aren't on the menu, but on the cute boy instead*

HoytFortenberry*Lookin' her way* OH GOD *Looks away* She was lookin' at me...... *nervous*

HoytFortenberry*Lookin' back over* Is she smilin' at me?

JessicaHambyDo you think he's noticin' me? I've never really talked to boys before *looks down at the menu again* He looked kinda lonely like I'm feelin

HoytFortenberryMaybe I should go over there...

JessicaHamby*looks back quickly, catchin' his gaze and smiles again* Can't help but smile 'round him..

HoytFortenberry*Psyching himself up* Okay... You can DO THIS, Fortenberry..

HoytFortenberry*Gettin' up, headin' over to that pretty girl's table*

JessicaHambyIs he talkin' to himself? *little giggle*

JessicaHambyHe's comin' over here! Jess, you're doin' this. You're talkin' to a boy tonight. *lowers menu and batts eyelashes up at him*

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby 'Scuse me, Miss.... I was wonderin' if I could... uhhhh.... If you'd let me... uhhhhh.... Is this seat free?

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry *smiles brightly up at you* Ah... sure. Yeah, it's free

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby *OHTHANKYOUJESUS* I uhhhhh... I ain't never seen' you around here before.... Are you here... with someone?

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry *laughs a little* Yeah, right... *raises eyebrows* I mean, I'm alone *nods* Take a sea

HoytFortenberry*Sits down at the table with the pretty girl*

HoytFortenberry*Soooooooooo nervous... Feel like my heart's gonna beat outta my chest*

JessicaHambyWow, look how tall he is and... *looks at neck* He smells good *hears heartbeat* .... Sounds... good... *dreamy look

JessicaHamby*licks lips a little, wonderin' what he tastes like*

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby I'm uhhhhh... Hoyt.. *nervous smile*

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry *looks back up at your eyes, snapping out of it* Jessica

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby Well hey there... Jessica... It sure is nice to meet you... I'm.... sure glad you cam in here.... *smilin'*

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry *smiles, raisin' eyebrows* Really? *plays with bottom lip nervously*

JessicaHambyMy stomach is doin' little somersaults. And words are hard to come by. Sure is a weird feelin'...

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby Yeah! You're real.... *ahem*....pretty?...... *You're an idiot, Fortenberry, you know that?

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry Oh... *looks down quickly... I'd be blushin' if I could* No I'm not *shrugs a little... daddy always used to say I wasn't*

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby *jumps right in* Well then your daddy's a idiot.... *Shocked himself* ... What I meant was... You've got a nice smile..

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry *looks up, smiling a little* A nice smile? I don't know 'bout that. I'm not that nice..

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby Nonsense.... You're right here with me.... An' I can see plain as the sunshine that you're plenty nice!

JessicaHambyIf only he knew...

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry Sunshine? *looks away

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby *Noticin' her lookin away... is she bored?* Uhhhhh... so... Can I get you a drink or somethin'... or.. a food... ya hungry?

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry Hungry? *looks back at your neck for a second and feels guilty about it* Um..

JessicaHamby*feelin' bad now* He's offerin' food and drink and he doesn't know I'm a vampire? Oh no... how do I tell him that? *looking down*

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby You should try the chicken fried steak... it’s, ah.. it’s like a chicken and a steak got together and made a baby..

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby ... It’s... delicious, crispy baby and, um... *Shut up, Fortenberry*

JessicaHamby*listenin' to @HoytFortenberry talk about chicken and steak babies which I can't eat. He'll run off if I tell him what I am, I just know it*

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry *looks down, not knowing what to say* Um..

HoytFortenberry*You shoulda just kept yer trap shut, Hoyt....*

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry *looking at him slowly sink down* I'll just have a TruBlood...?

JessicaHambyThat's it, Jess. He's gonna run off and leave you like everyone else will for the rest of eternity. I'm a monster.

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby Okay! One TruBl..... *Wait... what?*

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby .....Wait... you're a.... *leans forward and whispers* ... a vampire?

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry *takes a breath, looking up slowly* B Positive? *He's not gonna stay...*

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry *stares at you and nods slightly after a moment*

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby ... fer real?

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry *nods again*

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby Woah... That is awesome...

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry *looks surprised* Awesome? Really?

JessicaHambyHe really thinks I'm awesome?

HoytFortenberry@JessicaHamby Yeah! It's ummmm..... Lemme grab you that TruBlood... B Positive you said? *gettin' up*

JessicaHamby@HoytFortenberry *watching you get up... a little smile on my face* B Postive..

JessicaHamby*smiling* He's... the sweetest guy I've ever met. Maybe I don't have to be alone?

JessicaHamby***FLASHFORWARD***

HoytFortenberry***FLASHFORWARD***

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I have no intro for this......just enjoy it while it lasts........

SookieBonTemps *stretches back at an awkward angle to check back* @VampireBill Everything is A-OK.

VampireBill: @SookieBonTemps At my home. Where are you?

SookieBonTemps: @VampireBill Just curled up on the couch watchin' TV. There's nothin' I want to watch on, though.

VampireBill I have found an old storage trunk in my home. Fascinating.

VampireBill *Shaking out the petticoat* This is in excellent condition. *Grins*

VampireBill Gathering up petticoats, and walking to @SookieBonTemp's home.

VampireBill *Pausing in the cemetery.* These petticoats were sewn by my mother. *sadness* Surprisingly, they are in good condition.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *ringing the doorbell*

SookieBonTemps *answers the door* @VampireBill Evenin' Bill. *notices you're carryin' somethin'* What is that?

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Good evening, Sookie, I found something you might like. Petticoats, in my mother's old trunk. I would like you to have one.

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill Petticoats, Bill? Really?

SookieBonTemps Examinin' the petticoats that @VampireBill found in his attack. They used to belong to his mama. *gulps a little*

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps There was all kinds of ladies clothing in there. It was like opening a time portal. You should come and look. Try one on.

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill Come inside already. Can't keep talkin to you out on the porch.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *Comes in and sits down* It is awful quiet over here tonight, Sookie. *Smiles*

SookieBonTemps Hand over a petticoat, @VampireBill. Let's see how this thing looks. *giggles*

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *Laughs* Really, I was just kidding. *trying to hide fangs coming out*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill You dragged it out and dusted it off. Hand over the petticoat and let's try one of these things on.

VampireBill Trying not to think of what @SookieBonTemps will look like in a petticoat.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Would you like some help? I think you will need it.

SookieBonTemps Tryin' to put on one of these petticoats. They're heavier than they look. *sneezes* ACHOO!!! And they're a little dusty.

SookieBonTemps Strugglin' a little. @VampireBill I think I'm gonna need a little help with this.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Turn around Sookie. *Fastening the clips, slowly*

SookieBonTemps Holdin' in a breath as @VampireBill fastens the clips.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps There. Done.

SookieBonTemps *turns n the wide skirt of the petticoat, but steps on the edge of one, tripping. . ..falls onto @VampireBill*

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *Grabs you, feels your hair on my skin, your scent fills the room* Sookie. *Fangs*

SookieBonTemps Caught by @VampireBill 'fore I hit the ground in this crazy, heavy petticoat.

VampireBill *Trying to cover these fangs.* She looks excellent. Indeed.

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill *looks at you in the eye* Thanks for catchin' me.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *Looking right back at you* Stand up, let me see.

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill *stands up, tryin' not to trip again* So here I am. In your mama's petticoat. *tries to twirl around gracefully, skirt swayin*

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Is there anything that does not look beautiful on you, Sookie? You are a perfect Southern Belle. *smiles*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill I feel straight outta "Gone With the Wind."

SookieBonTemps Hmm. . .if I'm Scarlett, then who's the Rhett? And who's the Ashley?

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps You make Scarlett O'Hara look like a wash maid. That old trunk also had some clothes in it.

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill I can't believe they've held up after all this time.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps She had them wrapped tightly. I was surprised myself. *Thinking of my mother, fondly.*

SookieBonTemps *can't read what you're thinkin' but I'm guessin' your mama* @VampireBill She must have. They really are in lovely shape.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Is it uncomfortable? You are very tiny, Sookie. *Puts my hands on your waist, measuring*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill Me, tiny? I don't know if that's right. I think I'm healthy.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Yes. Healthy. *Looks close into your eyes* Shall I help you take it off? Maybe you should leave it on for a while *grins*

SookieBonTemps Well, you're the self-proclaimed petticoat-taker-offer, @VampireBill. Unfasten the clips so I can step out of this.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *Fangs come out again, unclipping very slowly, looking at her neck and down her back*

VampireBill If I could, I would rip this skirt off of her, and love her.

SookieBonTemps Feelin' the petticoat come undone.

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill Thank you, Bill.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps You are quite welcome. You may keep that one, it fits you perfect. May I have a TrueBlood, if you have one? *grinning*

VampireBill My self restraint sickens me, on occasion. *grins*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill *steps out of the petticoat* I do have a True Blood. Let me get you one.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *Watching you walk into the kitchen* Thank you, Sookie. I have become quite hungry. *Grins at you*

SookieBonTempsTakin' a Tru Blood out of the fridge for @VampireBill and puttin' it into the microwave.

SookieBonTemps *ding of the microwave* @VampireBill *takes the Tru Blood out and shakes it up to get rid of cold spots and hands it to you*

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Thank you, Sookie, please, sit down. *pats the seat next to me on the couch* What were you doing this evening? No work?

VampireBill Sucking my TrueBlood down, like it was a fairy.

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill *sits down* No, no work tonight. I was just takin' it easy.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Can I tell you something?

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill Yes, Bill?

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *whispers* You, ahhh, you smell delightful this evening. *looks straight into your eyes*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill Why thank you, Bill. You smell pretty nice yourself.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *Lies back on couch, throws head back and closes eyes, laughing* Oh Sookie, if you only knew.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Can I bother you for 2 more TrueBloods?

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill What's so funny?

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill Two more Tru Bloods? Of course. *gets up to warm them up*

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps You. You are oblivious to the feelings that you stir inside of me. *grins*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill Well, whatever's stirrin. . .maybe you should cover it with a pillow til it's goes away. *laughs and walks to the kitchen*

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *Laughing, looking for a pillow that is large enough.*(I laughed so hard at this I nearly fell off my desk chair)

SookieBonTemps Heatin' up two more Tru Blood's for @VampireBill.

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill *sets the two Tru Bloods in front of you* Here you go. So have you heard anything from Eric about when we're goin' to Dallas?

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Thank you. I have not. *Grins* One big happy family. My child has asked me to leave my home tomorrow night.

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill What for?

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Her 5 month anniversary with Hoyt *groans*. Something about a picnic in the living room.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Would you like to sit on the porch? *Drinking my TrueBlood*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill *gets up to walk out on the porch* So what will you do with yourself while she's takin' over the house?

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Sweet? *growls* I have some business in Monroe tomorrow evening, I shall return before sunrise. Are you working?

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill Yup. I am workin' Tuesday.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps One of these nights, we have to tend to this yard. At this point, we should hire someone. *grins*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill You think? I think you did a good job with the lawn. It's not lookin' too shabby.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Listen to me. I should be concerned with my overgrown property. *Smiles*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill *smiles and leans back against the seat*

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *Looking at you, following your line from the tip of your toes to the top of your head.*

SookieBonTemps Feelin' @VampireBill watchin' me.

VampireBill Contemplating telling her how I feel. She smells so good. *grins*

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps It is awful quiet out here tonight.

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill I think quiet is a good thing. Lord knows we've had our fair share of nice these past few months.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Sookie, I, ahhh, I.....

SookieBonTemps *sees you lookin' a little flustered* @VampireBill What Bill? Were you sayin somethin'?

SookieBonTemps *shakes head and looks at the Tru Blood bottles* @VampireBill What? Oh, those? Give 'em to me. I'll rinse 'em out and recycle them.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Thank you Sookie. Is your hair getting longer?

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill What? My hair? It's the same as it always is

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *whispers* Can you take your hair down?

SookieBonTemps Take my hair down? I can do that, @VampireBill. *removes ponytail*

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Sookie. *touches your hair* May I?

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill Ok.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps You were in the sunshine, again. *smiles*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill I was. . .earlier today for about an hour. But I showered. Why. . .do I smell?

VampireBill If my heart was beating, it would be skipping, at this moment.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *Leans in very close and whispers* You smell like sunshine, Sookie. You are striking. *Smelling your hair*

SookieBonTemps Noticin' Bill's lost in his thoughts again. . .wonder what he's thinkin'. Do I wanna know?

SookieBonTemps *feelin' the still air where your breath would be if you were human between us* @VampireBill Strikin'? Me?

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Sookie. *Closing my eyes, and kissing you softly on the lips, then backing off*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill *feelin' your lips graze mine. . .then feelin' them pull away quick. . .surprised*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill Somethin' wrong?

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps No. *Pulling you close again, and giving you a deep passionate kiss*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill *startin' to push you back. . .a little. . .but just kissing you back*

SookieBonTemps Closin' my eyes and just giving in.

BillsBelles On behalf of Belles the world over I say THANK GOD

MissCassee@BillsBelles Can i get an Amen?

AmmerieRain AMEN!

BillsBelles@MissCassee *hears choirs of angels singing* ALLELUIA!!!

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps *Backs away, fangs out* Look what you do to me. *Looks straight in your eyes, close to your face*

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill *laughs* I don't think that's somethin' you can cover with a pillow. . .maybe a pillow case?

SookieBonTemps And it's not like I haven't seen @VampireBill's fangs before.

Aosoth *Pulling shower shade aside* AMEN

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps I can also cover it with you. *growls, grins*

MissCassee woo hoo. Where's my damn pom poms?

SookieBonTemps@VampireBill *eyes widen* Really? Not if it means gettin' back into that petticoat.

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps You put that petticoat on again, this time, it will come off alot faster than last *grins*

SookieBonTemps *laughin'* I'll bet, @VampireBill. Put the fangs away and you can watch some DVD I have about a Southern fried waitress datin' a vamp

VampireBill Would one of my Belle's please, pinch me, am I dreaming? *smiles*

BillsBelles@VampireBill *pinches you, probably breaking my finger* OW! How's that? And It's about time Romeo!

VampireBill@SookieBonTemps Sounds delightful. *Going into Sookie's house* Sounds interesting *Laughs*

SookieBonTemps Headin' into the house with @VampireBill to watch the first season of some popular TV show about some vamp datin' waitress in Louisiana.

SookieBonTemps Puttin' in the DVD. Night, y'all.

VampireBill Good evening to you all. *Smiles and locks the door behind me, lies down to watch the movie* This DVD sounds interesting.

VampireBill Cannot get the smile off of my face. *Grins*(I couldn't stop smiling either, Bill)

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Our very own @MissCassee delighted us with a Bill story of hers. We were breathless!

When it was clear my gramma was slipping, i was desperate for some insight into her early years.

I wanted to know about the woman she was in her youth, when she and my grampa were newlyweds.

"Gramma, tell me about when you and grampa were first married."

The following is a tale I mistook for a morphine addled dream, mistaken for reality.

Now I am not so sure.

The place was Long Beach,California, the time was 1943. The country was at war in the Pacific and Europe.

My husband was in the Pacific, doing dangerous work on the deck of a carrier, that he refused to trouble my mind with, in his letters.

My loneliness for him was heavy in my heart. I missed the feel of his body, the caress of his hands on my face.

I needed a distraction, I was never one to sit around idly. I found my distraction at the Douglas Aircraft Company.

Women were called to "do the job he left behind." I was one of those women. I worked the swing shift, as a riveter.

With my neighbor Mattie, I would go to work in the late afternoon sun, only to return to my little white bungalow at midnight.

Sometimes, Mattie and I would sit out in the yard between our homes after work, drinking bottled beer, and listening to Glen Miller.

One evening, Mattie had to stay late to finish her work, exhausted I rode the bus home. I had to walk the last block to my home.

The air was fragrant with the smell of the jasmine that grew in the little planters in front of the tightly spaced bungalows.

That is when I saw him. He was standing on the front porch of what I thought was an empty bungalow across from mine.

I was thinking about his ink black hair when he spoke."Good evening." He had a slow southern drawl; not from these parts.

VampireBillSlow southern drawl. Indeed.

Normally, I would have quickened my step- a strange man, me, a young woman, practically on my own; but I didn't.

I was in my dungarees, a white cotton blouse and my sensible work shoes. I still had on the bandanna that held my golden brown hair.

I must have looked a mess, and smelled of the grease of the factory. "Hello....Just move in?"

Something about him made me want to keep talking to him. His eyes were dark, and his skin almost glowed he was so white.

His hair was slicked back in the popular style of the day, yet there was something strange about it. He had sideburns;no one had sideburns.

He moved away from the post he was leaning on, and walked down the steps toward me. I wondered why he wasn't serving our country.

"My job is essential" he said. Did I say that? Or think it? "It is the first question one usually asks, of a man my age."

His voice washed over me like silk. I wanted him to keep talking; to keep talking to me. I asked "Would you like to come in?"

I couldn't believe my own voice as it betrayed me. I so wanted him to say yes, those eyes, his mouth...what was wrong with me?

He stepped closer; Held my eyes with his, I knew before he spoke his answer would be yes. "Why yes, I believe I would."

I felt my cheeks flush as i patted my hair, forgetting the bandanna was still there. I could see his nostrils flare as he seemed to be...

Smelling me. His eyes closed briefly then opened again. "Please follow me...we can have a drink." Betrayal, again

His tongue danced over my lips and then down my throat, his fingers deftly unbuttoned my blouse kissing his way down my breasts.

My whole body was tingling with excitement "You smell.... delicious" he murmured; his hand moved down lower on my body.

And then.... he bit. Not a lovers nip.... A bite.

VampireBill*switching phone to vibrate*

VampireBillFeel free to call me. *LAUGHS*

And then he drank.

I awoke the next day, in my nightgown, in my own bed. I ran out the front door, across the courtyard to the house where I first saw him.

It was empty, I could see dust and spiderwebs through the window.

I returned home and went in the bathroom, unbuttoning the top of my gown as i went. I stood before the mirror.

There, above my right breast were two pale, red, healing puncture marks.

I never saw the handsome stranger again, and have never spoken about it; until now.

That is it....i tried to get her to tell me more, but it is almost as if she had a gap of time missing in that memory....

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Ladies....I give you the man at his best.....being funny and sexy as hell!

VampireBillWondering if someone has pissed in @MerlottesBar kibble this morning. ROARING LAUGHTER

VampireBillFor the Belles. ♫ http://blip.fm/~82wrw

smeykunz@VampireBill How did you know that was our song? *nods* Welcome aboard, I'm your conductor.

VampireBill@smeykunz I'll be in the caboose.

VampireBill@MissCassee Pressing pussee business? Interesting. Rather like pressing pussee myself.

VampireBill@BillohBill NightLight, I do believe I responded. Perhaps you should check your batteries.

VampireBill@MissCassee Thank you. Keep that pussee smiling for me.

BillohBill@VampireBill Yes, but I would have loved to been a Belle that peeled off all of those petticoats for you in a haystack in your barn.

VampireBill@BillohBill Shall I build a barn NightLight? We can play pretend.

VampireBillFUCK. Must this place always reek of the Sheriff?

Honey3223@VampireBill Shit do we have to drink?

VampireBill@Honey3223 Is it a weekend? Did I say FUCK? Did I say INDEED?

VampireBillI believe the answer is YES! 3 times. ROARING LAUGHTER

smeykunzMy Sweet Amy, My NightLight, and My Slippers......Vamp possessiveness LOL

VampireBill@smeykunz Are they not? Mine? I do believe they are. *smirks*

LorenaTheMaker@vixenceleste He used to be enjoyable, quite a force to be reckoned with. I see the years away from me have softened him. *rolls eyes*

VampireBill@LorenaTheMaker I am still a force to be reckoned with. Don't forget that. (You tell her Bill!)

VampireBill@BubbaLives What ails you, Sweet Amy? I hope the evening will find you better. Rest well.

VampireBill@smeykunz Twitter is very close to getting it's fucking spine ripped out. Please, pass that on.

VampireBill@Konelli Slippers, what happened to the beautiful gown you were wearing? It was quite lovely.

VampireBillWhat does one wear to a Toga? party?

VampireBill*Running outside, grabbing a rope from the shed, and branches from the tree*

VampireBillRunning upstairs, getting naked*

VampireBill*Fashioning a Toga for myself, tieing rope at the waist, smiles* Indeed. *fashioning a crown from the tree branch*

VampireBill@smeykunz Wouldn't a party with my Belles be delightful?

VampireBill@Honey3223B Are you certain I do not look like a jackass?

VampireBill@AmmerieRain *Watching you fall into the pool*

VampireBill@AmmerieRain *Discreetly gazing at you from across the pool*

VampireBill@AmmerieRain *Grins, fangs slightly run out*

James_Vail@AmmerieRain @VampireBill Ammerie is MINE. -Grabbin' her around the middle and swimmin' off to the grotto.-

VampireBill@AmmerieRain *grinning at you, thinking, you may be his, but he is not Vampire, I can have you if I so desire*

VampireBill*Debating on whether to push @smeykunz into the swimming pool*

VampireBill@smeykunz *Pushes you into the swimming pool* ROARING LAUGHTER

VampireBill@James_Vail Excuse me, do you have a towel? Miss Shannon seems to have lost her footing in the pool area. *grins*

James_Vail@VampireBill Sure thing, Bill. No problem at all. -Grinnin'-

VampireBill@James_Vail *Thinking, you wouldn't be grinning, if I took your girlfriend to dinner, smirks*

VampireBill@aislynngrey Do you enjoy a good swim, Miss Grey?

VampireBill@aislynngrey *Pushes you in for good measure* Goodnight Miss Grey. You and @Smeykunz look delightfull all wet *fangs slightly running out*

VampireBill@AmmerieRain Do give her my sincerest Birthday wishes. *Gazing in your eyes* Good evening. *Touches your hand*

VampireBill@MissCassee *Glamouring You* Settle down, Pussee. Settle down.

VampireBill@Honey3223B *Vamp speed, opening your car door* Would you like to come in?

VampireBill@Honey3223B I have Frescas

smeykunz@VampireBill I have a message from @BillohBill She says, "Hello Prince of Darkness. I will talk to you soon, I love you very much."

VampireBill@smeykunz Good evening, Miss Shannon. Where is my NightLight? Do tell @BillohBill I bid her a very warm Hello. *grins*

VampireBill@KitchenBitch Excellent job this evening.

KitchenBitch@VampireBill thanks Bill .... now get in the fuckin' shower!

VampireBill Before I leave, I shall rip the FUCKING SPINE OUT OF TWITTER. Good evening.

On that note, I think that the Belles can all whole heartedly agree with Lafayette on that one. What gives Bill?

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VB: Perhaps someone could entertain me for a change? Who would like to tell me a story? Anyone?

      Am I destined to always give to my Belle's and never receive?

BoB: Once upon a time, long, long ago, there was an Italian Princess named, um, Mary.

and every night, she sat in her wing of the castle, lonely, wanting to meet someone to have fun with. She had everything, but was not happy.

One evening, around dusk, she decided to take a walk through her beautiful courtyard and gather some of the beautiful flowers.

That evening, she had the strangest feeling that someone was watching her. She was right! In the shadows of the courtyard there was a man.

Hang on, I have to drain my clam, be right back! LMAO

VB: *sitting on the porch and laughing* I do believe my NightLight may have a faulty connection.

BoB: He wasn't just any man, he looked different, he was a little under 6 feet, had thick brown hair, combed straight back & brushing his collar

His skin had a little glow, his lips, were lovely, sharply sculpted, and he had arched dark brows. His nose swooped down, like a Prince.

When he looked at her, his eyes were darker than his hair, he was the most beautiful thing I have ever seen. I knew I should call out. But I

stood there, frozen. I wanted him to come with me, so I turned around and started walking, continuing to collect the flowers. By now it was

dark, and so he sensed SHE wanted to be followed, tho he followed her with a wild hunger, he sensed she was not scared, he sensed she

wanted him. He grabbed her arm and turned her around and looked into her eyes. There was something about her, he had to have her.

He took her, right there in the flower bed, and he took her all night until it was almost time for the sun to come up. Then he left. She

wondered if she would see him again. She would. For many nights after that, he would come, until eventually, they were together for an

eternity. The end.

VB: FANGS EXTEND

      Excellent NightLight. Wonderful, indeed. I miss hearing a woman's voice recanting a tale. Thank you.

BoB: Thank you my Darling. I would love to tell you a story on your porch one evening.

Of course there is an xrated version that we can tell one summer night.

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Just a collection we have from the last few days that made us smile....Plus we all kind of jumped in on Bill's shower

*tweeting from hideyhole* I have a fan club now? *grins* Thank you, my Belle's.

@Monstaofclosets I hope you enjoy rubbing your pickle. Now, GIVE ME MY FUCKING FACE BACK!

@BillohBill Good evening, NightLight. I shall have to think about calling you Naughty Nightlight. You are so very sweet. *grins*

All this heat, purring and naughtiness. FANGS

@BillohBill I want to put special thought into your gift. You are naked? Put your clothes back on. FANGS

Can someone please tell me why there is so much heat emitting from my Belle's tonight? *takes off henley*

@Honey3223 I am multi tasking. I shall be in and out for a while, then I will be all yours. I feel dirty. In need of shower, perhaps.

@smeykunz Friction does create heat, Miss Shannon. *grins*

@Bubbalives I do. Tell me, Sweet Amy, can you lift your legs over your head, while doing Yoga?

Starting the Shower. Hot. Steamy. Glances @BillohBill's helmet and grins*

Wonders, what it would be like, to take a shower with all my Belle's? GROWLS, DEEP AND LONG.

@MissCassee Just what I wanted to see tonight. A wet Pussee. *grins*

@MissCassee *Splashing you with water* Bad Pussee! *grins*

Getting a nice lather going.

Lather, sliding down my hips, to my groin, down my thighs.

RINSING.

Who is picking out my clothes for this evening? *Toweling off*

Though not as sexy a shower, we were pleased none the less that we all got to play along. We have no qualms about sharing. Lastly, @smeykunz found it hilarious that through all of this craziness, Bill still managed to pop off a few tweets to Sookie acting like Mr. Casual Vamp

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So today was a very big day for us Bill’s Belles & Stephen’s Sweethearts… {Yes I made a name for Stephen}.

Our beloved Vampire Bill aka Stephen Moyer was on numerous shows today.  He did the rounds in New York City as part of the TB media Blitz that has been pleasantly assaulting our sensibilities these past couple of weeks.

Today, Wednesday, June 10th, 2009, I had the pleasure of catching Stephen on Jimmy Fallon’s show.  Let’s just say for now, it was an adventure.

It all started around 800am, to pick up stand-by tickets.  Then along with Wiki’s & Twitters @Konelli (our beloved Bunny), we trekked to the NBC Building at 30 Rockefeller Plaza (building G). By the way pictues are NOT ALLOWED inside the studio. Couldn't even sneak one in as they watch you like a freaking hawk. ~Damn.~

About that I will add this:  There was a very nasty young man that handed out the initial standby tix. Bunny had to run into work (literally across the street from the Plaza) and due to Murphy’s Law, she was not able to return in time to get back in line with me for her tix which would’ve been #8, she wound up with #29.  I’d spent the time in line talking to her on the phone.  I even handed the young man my phone and he got to speak to Miss Bunny. Anyway, she was not able to view the show live but as the trooper she is, she waited until the shows end to catch Stephen when he left the show.

Now back to Stephen…

They showed a clip of the new season where he is speaking to Jessica about her cleaning up because Sookie is coming over, by now you must have all seen it posted everywhere so I won’t get into that.

He came on the show with that wonderful grin of his… wearing a white shirt with thin blue stripes a dark jacket and dark pants.  All I will say about those pants is this…

The Boner pants moniker is VERY WELL DESERVED. The man shifted and the outline of ALL in those pants was shown.  Objects in the boner pants ARE larger than they appear in pictures…. THUD

Everything you have heard about him being funny, well multiply that by a thousand and then you might get an idea of how funny he is.  He had the entire set in tears from all the laughing on and off the shows taping.  I’m sorry you guys that watch the show wont get to see all I did.

If you get a chance go check out the show.  He stays on the show until its end and then came back to watch the band play.  Jimmy loved him and so did the crowd.  The show seemed longer than what was shown on TV only because during the commercials they were still going at it. Sorry guys, I thought you’d get to see everything we did.

He started out with a joke about Jimmy saying TrueBlood funny. From there he did the voice of Bill saying: War, More.  He told Jimmy to drop his voice a little more and go slower while flashing that beautiful smile of his and I wanted to THUD.

They talked about him living in a purple house boat in Venice for 15 years.  But now watching the show on my TV, I realize that they cut out the funniest part of the night so I’ll try to give you a blow by blow of it.

When Stephen talked about the size of his house boat, Jimmy brought up that while he was on SNL and lived in a very small studio apartment his parents come to visit and he gave them the bed while he slept on the floor.  Jimmy said that he got in around 4am and for some reason his mother got up at 5am to cook. Stephen made a joke about Jimmy’s mom cooking over Jimmy’s head while the grease from the bacon fell on Jimmy. Stephen imitated Jimmy sleeping with his head on the stove.  Somehow they made it to Stephen having his parents sleep outside on the dock next to his houseboat when they visited but he quickly added “oh that’s a joke.”  Jimmy replied smart move cause you know your parents… and Stephen goes yeah “Im gonna get a call from my dad and im gonna have to explain to him that it was only a joke.”

Stephen pantomimed pulling his cell phone and talking to his parents but the look on his face and his voice was priceless.  The audience went nuts and that little tidbit that doesn’t sound funny at all lasted for almost 5 minutes with the crowd and Jimmy laughing until tearing. Did they cut it because it was too long?  Probably because it was funny as hell watching it live. 

He part of them playing with the new Xbox game was also a hoot as Stephen was enjoying the game.  He talked up the game guy throughout the commercials and the guy was beaming and loving the conversation.  They did had to do two takes for that segment and then they did the promos for the different parts of the Nation.  They did a slow motion take while wore the red suits. Hope you got to see them as they are so funny and BTW that was Stephen’s idea to Jimmy.  They did three takes as the audience and Jimmy was laughing so much at their antics and Stephen’s joking around.

The man was joking from the moment he came on till he left.  He grooved to all the house band songs and then during the Manchester Orchestra show.  By the way they played two songs not one and Stephen came back out after they had left the stage for the night to watch them play the second song. Can I say editing sucks big time on this show…

When the show ended and along with the other audience members I left the 7^th floor and headed out. Throughout the wait for the elevator and then the ride all everyone could talk about was Stephen Moyer being so funny and the women adding good looking too.  Yes I was grinning like a fool and showing off my sign proudly.

Did I say I mentioned the Wiki, Yuku, Truebloodnet & TB Twitter left and right.

So I make it out and who is walking behind me as I walk over to Bunny who sees Stephen and points him out? Stephen Moyer that is who.

Yes I managed to get his attention inside and got flashed with that gorgeous smile of his.

His male handler was a bit nasty and was trying to get him into his waiting car.  The handler wouldn’t let us take pictures inside so we went outside.

Walking backwards I sneaked in a couple of pics, hence the bad quality.  Then we sorta mobbed him and asked for pictures.  During this time, I shoved the sign I had made into him and asked for an autograph as he finished signing a picture of himself that some and Bunny had. 

When he read it he smiled look dead at our faces and asked “you’re a Bill’s Belle?”  We said yes and he replied… “Ooh Bill’s Belles are naughty.”  We almost passed out.  He was signing the Bill's Belles & Stephen's Sweethearts sign in this pic...

His handler pushed him to his car and Bunny and I called him back and he pushed away from his handler, came back and continued taking pics.  So the power of the Belles is powerful My Belles and he knows who we are.

One of those pics was of him with his arms around Bunny after he pulled her to him.  Sorry to say I couldn’t work her camera but tried to get it all on my phone’s video camera. So neither of us has that picture; however others in the crowd did and we exchanged emails.

~ By the way we met a couple of wiki and Yuku ladies that also have videos and pics of Bunny with Stephen and of him alone.  So within the next couple of days we will be uploading pics as they send them to us and trust me those are good and very clear.  I will post my sucky phone pics just to keep you all from going nuts like I know I would. ~

Then his handler pulled him and took him to the car and Bunny followed told him he was hot and he waved goodbye to her from the car and they drove off.

Afterwards and while still on the Stephen high, we talked up one of the paparazzi that took a picture of him and Bunny as he walked in around 430pm/est but, that guy only sold his pics.  We also talked to a tourist couple we met and they are sending us the pics once they get home (St. Louis) upon their return from vacation next week.  Also the Yuku and Wiki ladies will be sending their pics.

He is as sweet and as funny as we all believe he is.  I am still walking on air and probably will for a while longer. 

Also our beloved @Konelli/Bunny is as sweet and as funny as she is on the Twitter stream and on the Wiki.

They say he will be on the Today Show tomorrow and BubbaLives told me that she saw me on the show. ROFLMAO great my television debut the day Stephen Moyer is on.

I promise to update with the new pics as soon as we start receiving them, as much as I love my Blackberry the pictures do suck and Mr. Honey took the camera with him so I was screwed picture wise.  Sorry about that my darlings.

Reporting for @BillsBelles this has been... @Honey3223

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